...a magic wand?

A genuine magic wand, just like the one used by world renown magician Michael Ammar.
Unlike those cheap plastic ones, this wand is made of solid aluminum with a vinyl grip. It's perfect for storing all that, er, magical energy. It smarts if you hit yourself in the head with it too. Not that I would know anything about that, mind you.

Very dangerous in the wrong hands. You could poke an eye out!

I'm quite careful when handling this wand. Last time I waved it around in my living room...the sofa disappeared.