...a George Foreman Grill?

The famous lean, mean grilling machine. Whether you use it for cooking burgers or for home security, it will knock the fat out of your food and the tar out of unsuspecting burglars.

Also makes for a fine doorstop

This bad boy fell off my kitchen counter and put a big dent in my floor, while only chipping a small piece of the porcelain-like substance off of the grill!